Right, if you’re six years old, we have some bad news.
But first, congratulations on being able to read this! At your young age, life in Cyprus is pretty okay: there are fish in the sea, souvlaki’s under €10 (just!) and a trip to Jumbo is still considered fun.
Plus, if you hit the average Cypriot lifespan, you have at least another 75 years to enjoy. By which point, it’s
