Tales from the Coffeeshop: Dictatorship of the desk job

THE PREZ, the House Prezita, party leaders and a host of ministers were at Pasydy’s annual congress on Tuesday to pay their respects to our parasitic labour aristocracy and underline their unwavering support for the dictatorship of the privileged proletariat.

New privileges were in the pipeline, said Prezniktwo, who made his name as a member of the aristocracy, to which his other half still belongs, and was rewarded with a