Tales from the coffeeshop: If you want to meet Cyprus president, just block the highway

KYPROULLA will not contribute any troops to a European task force that would maintain the peace in Ukraine in the very unlikely event that Russia agreed to a ceasefire deal, deputy government spokesman Yiannis Antoniou assured both the state broadcaster and news agency from Paris on Friday morning.

That he was asked such a resoundingly stupid question was the fault of his boss, who a day earlier at the conference