Tales from the Coffeeshop: Is Geneva meeting a threat to Cyprus talks deadlock?

DESPITE his burning desire to secure resumption of the talks, Prezniktwo is doing his best to ensure that the UN does not come up with any silly idea for bridging the chasm that currently separates the two sides at the Geneva gathering a week on Monday.

He has obviously identified this as the main threat to the seven-and-a-half-year deadlock that he genuinely hopes to preserve during the informal two-day, five-party